Category: Comedy

Australians Planning To Take Over Capital Chuck It In After Realising They’d Have To Go To Canberra

A group of activists looking to mimic the events in the US by storming Parliament House have pulled the plug, after someone pointed out it would mean going to Canberra.…

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Invaded Capitol, Trump Supporters Claim

The mob who smashed windows and doors and broke into the Capitol building this week were not Trump supporters, but rather a collection of cleverly-disguised emails from former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the President’s supporters say.…

Man Arrested For Broken Tail Light Starting To Wish He’d Just Invaded The Nation’s Capitol And Tried To Overthrow The Government

Saying it would’ve saved him a whole lot of hassle and kept his clean criminal record intact, DC man Jerome Jordan was this morning wishing that he had left his car at home yesterday and joined an attempted coup at…

Garth Brooks Urgently Asked To Play Free Concert In DC To Lure Trump Supporters From Capitol Building

As rioting and looting in the US Capitol Building continued to escalate, authorities have put in an urgent call into country & western singer Garth Brooks to perform nearby.…

National Guard Finally Storms Capitol Building After Black Janitor Accidentally Enters Building Through Wrong Doorway

Initially refusing to intervene in a violent invasion of the Capitol Building by Donald Trump supporters, the National Guard has rushed to the scene after reports a black worker walked through the wrong entrance.…

Sydney Man To Sidestep NYE Restrictions By Holding ‘SCG Test Match’-Themed Party For 20,000 Mates

With limits on household gatherings reduced to just five, Sydney man Johno Braddon has cancelled his original plan to throw a new year’s eve party for fifteen friends, and will instead hold a cricket-themed event for 20,000 of his closest…

COVID-19 Cancelled To Allow SCG Test To Go Ahead

NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has made the call to pull the pin on COVID-19, saying she couldn’t risk the Sydney test match not going ahead next week.…

Santa’s Workshop

Santa and his elves are hard at work making toys this year, but after months of people being stuck at home, the requests are a little… different. [embedded content] This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration…

The Queen’s 2020 Christmas Message Is A Bit Different This Year

We received a leaked transcript of the Queen’s 2020 Christmas message. Here it is in full. “Most years I would be speaking to you after a cheerful Christmas lunch shared with family, close friends and staff. This year, however, I…

Inducting Dictator Dan

The world’s most brutal dictators meet to decide if #DictatorDan has what it takes to join their club. [embedded content] This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration between Chaser Digital, The Shovel and a whole heap…

Fast Fashion Crackdown

Fast fashion finally gets the takedown it deserves. [embedded content] This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration between Chaser Digital, The Shovel and a whole heap of other talented writers and performers. This sketch was written…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s First Day in Prison

Ghislaine Maxwell, notorious associate of Jeffrey Epstein, quickly begins to suspect her guards aren’t taking her safety seriously. [embedded content] This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration between Chaser Digital, The Shovel and a whole heap…

Scott Morrison Wishes Australians A Merry Christmas “From Me, Jen And The Whole Image Management Team”

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has bid Australians a safe and relaxing holiday from everyone at Scott-Morrison-Is-Just-Your-Average-Aussie-Dad™…

Symbolic Gesture Day

Have you posted a black square to your social media? Put a filter on your Facebook icon? Well now there’s a day just for you to pat yourself on the back despite doing absolutely nothing! [embedded content] This is part…