Greg Abbott: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past

In our 50th episode of This F*cking Guy, Crooked’s Julia Claire joins Erin to dive deep into the past of the Lone Star Loser, Greg Abbott. From targeting minorities with “voter fraud” to his hypocritical support of tort reform, to handing out government grants to campaign donors, to his war on d*ldos and draconian abortion laws, this may be one of our most crooked guys, yet!

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CHAPTERS
0:00 – Intro
01:30 – Early life & education
06:07- Early career
09:26 – Interfering in lawsuits against Dr. Death
12:40 – Targeting minority groups with “voter fraud” as Attorney General of Texas
15:16 – Ad break
18:52 – More shenanigans and corruption as Attorney General of Texas
28:30 – Elected to Governor of Texas: Covid, grid failure, gun accessibility
32:46 – Ad break
34:24 – Border control, flash flood deaths failures in education, draconian abortion laws, sucking up to Trump, 2026 election
49:40 – Outro/matrix ratings

Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RRIv3SwP1qqBxcZs2qT8ZJuJWwizq0qq3OL4A9IzZtk/edit?usp=sharing

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Political commentator and comedy writer Erin Ryan and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by a bicoastal squad of funny, opinionated women to talk through everything from reproductive rights to romcoms. They break down the political news of the week, plus the topics, trends, and cultural stories that affect women’s lives. New episodes drop every Thursday. Get in touch: [email protected].

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