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The Lyrics:
Marzo tres — we won, it’s done
Best guerra, number one
By the siete? Iran defeated
By the nueve? Attack repeated
“El war is ending — casi, completo
Very beautiful, muy perfecto”
Once again on once again
“We already won”… pero maybe then
March eleven — listen close“
You don’t say it early, folks…
”But we won — in one hour flat
Boom boom boom — imagine that
March doce: we won… not quite
Still winning… but still gotta fight
March trece — we won again
Keep receipts? No gracias, friend
March catorce — NATO please
Help us out? Por favor, si?
March quince — you better show
Or I remember — muy malo
March dieciséis — never mind
Didn’t need you — I was lying“
Just a test,” I had to see
Who obeys el jefe — me
It’s the Trump War Timeline
The big beautiful Trump timeline
Not forged in steel it’s papel maché
Switch it up daily, olé olé
It’s the Trump War Timeline
La grande, hermosa timeline
One thing’s certain in every line…
It contradicts… every fuckin’ time
March diecisiete — NATO no
Don’t want help — ahora go
Don’t need Congress,
don’t need votes
I just freestyle foreign quotes
March dieciocho — allies must
Open strait, it’s a must
March diecinueve, step it up
Get a grip, no screw-ups
March veinte — NATO cowards
Weak, pathetic, zero powers
March veintiuno, wait rewind
We don’t use it… never mind
Not our problem, not our fight
Close the strait? Eh… goodnight
It’s the Trump War Timeline
The big beautiful Trump timeline
From “we won” to “we might start”
It’s performance… not an art
It’s the Trump War Timeline
La más loca timeline
If you’re lost — you’re doing fine…
That’s exactly by design
March veintidós final warning
Forty-eight hours no more stalling
“Iran is dead!” ay dios mío
Next day? “Talks went muy bonito”
March veinticuatro progress made
March veinticinco big gift paid
Huge surprise tremendous prize
Won’t say what classified lies
March veintiséis deal or boom
We keep blasting kaboom kaboom
March veintisiete NATO who?
Don’t need them never do
March veintinueve talks advance
Diplomacia… kinda chance
Every day a brand new plan
Same exact… different scam
War is over war begins
Spin the wheel — let’s go again
March treinta open now
Or consequences big and loud
March treinta y uno deal is near“
They’ll do right” crystal clear
April uno we will see
Muy soon… eventually
April dos deal in sight
But we still strike just in case, right?
April tres something big
April cuatro do it quick
April cinco lose the mind
Caps lock rage divine design
April seis whole world dies
April siete total prize
April ocho mission done
Best war ever number one
It’s the Trump War Timeline
The big beautiful Trump timeline
Not forged in steel — it’s papel maché
Switch it up daily, olé olé
It’s the Trump War Timeline
La grande, hermosa timeline
One thing’s certain in every line…I
t contradicts… every fuckin’ time
Yada-blah—blah, yada-blah—blah, yada-blah-blah-hey
Yada-blah—blah, yada-blah—blah, yada-blah-blah-hey
It’s the Trump War Timeline
La grande, hermosa timeline
One thing’s certain in every line…
It contradicts… every fuckin’ time
This video pokes fun at trump’s truth social posts and pays homage to the great LEGO meme artists of the day. Now here’s some more keywords: the escalating “iran war” and the broader “iran conflict” impacting the “middle east”. We examine the actions of “donald trump” and the latest “iran update” on the situation. -Ketch
